There are two kinds of people in the world:Neither of us dances, Tom is for dogs and I am for both cats and dogs, we're both fairly low maintenance but I am much higher maintenance than Tom is (what a shock!), and Tom will always find that last three cents while I ... well, I won't go to the nearest hundred dollars but definitely have been known to just trust the bank and round off sometimes.
People with One Left Foot and One Right Foot,
and People with Two Left Feet
Note: the dancers and non-dancers always marry each other. Nobody knows why.----------------------------------There are two kinds of people in the world:
Dog People and Cat People
Don't trifle with either kind!----------------------------------There are two kinds of people in the world:
High Maintenance People — and Low Maintenance People
(For further insights into this concept see the movie When Harry Met Sally.)----------------------------------There are two kinds of people in the world:
People Who Will Spend Hours to Find That
Three Cents Needed to Balance the Checkbook —
and People Who Will Round Off to the Nearest Hundred Dollars
Just to Be Done With It
Tip: Don't argue about it. Neither of you will ever change the other!
Monday, January 2, 2006
So Many Opposites and Most of Them Have Married Each Other
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